Independent Living

I have to admit Mister Marketer that you knocked the wind out of my sails when I found this catalog in the mail ADDRESSED TO ME!!!

Sure the title 'INDEPENDENT LIVING' sounds powerful and the cover is lovely, but I am NOT ready for the contents! Please Mister Marketer leave me in my blissful state of denial.

Oh Mister Marketer how I would like to crack you with one of these cheerfully colored canes!

Bedroom Safety....Seriously?....and we ain't talking condoms!

The Power To Go Places!

Versus The Power To Go!!!

Mister Marketer do you really think I am ready for these things?

Just because I couldn't remember what email and passcode I used to access my blog is no reason to tease me with senior moments! Give me a break.  I haven't blogged on Wrinklequest in ages! Surely this doesn't me put in your target demographic does it?

The worst of the worst Mister Marketer is this outright blow to my fashion sense.  Do you really think I want to be seen in these God awful shoes? Because Mister Marketer I do not!!!

  

I know this to be true because I have already suffered the indignity of comfort shoe shopping.  I even received a sympathy hug from the sales clerk. Oh how I miss sexy high heels!

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This reality doesn't stop me, Mister Marketer, from wanting to crack you with a brightly colored cane! I am not that immobile or forgetful.  Don't push me! :-)