Independent Living

I have to admit Mister Marketer that you knocked the wind out of my sails when I found this catalog in the mail ADDRESSED TO ME!!!

Sure the title 'INDEPENDENT LIVING' sounds powerful and the cover is lovely, but I am NOT ready for the contents! Please Mister Marketer leave me in my blissful state of denial.

Oh Mister Marketer how I would like to crack you with one of these cheerfully colored canes!

Bedroom Safety....Seriously?....and we ain't talking condoms!

The Power To Go Places!

Versus The Power To Go!!!

Mister Marketer do you really think I am ready for these things?

Just because I couldn't remember what email and passcode I used to access my blog is no reason to tease me with senior moments! Give me a break.  I haven't blogged on Wrinklequest in ages! Surely this doesn't me put in your target demographic does it?

The worst of the worst Mister Marketer is this outright blow to my fashion sense.  Do you really think I want to be seen in these God awful shoes? Because Mister Marketer I do not!!!

  

I know this to be true because I have already suffered the indignity of comfort shoe shopping.  I even received a sympathy hug from the sales clerk. Oh how I miss sexy high heels!

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This reality doesn't stop me, Mister Marketer, from wanting to crack you with a brightly colored cane! I am not that immobile or forgetful.  Don't push me! :-)

Boobs or Brains?

Which would you prefer boobs or brains?

Brains For Boobs: A Fair Trade?

An amazing 41% of women choose BOOBS!

Working Women

Sometimes I look at my hands and think perhaps I should have taken the girlie route.

Once upon a time my hands were pretty enough to be offered the opportunity to be a hand model. I was more interested in taking cars apart, building stone walls and doing electrical wiring. I declined the offer.

Still sometimes I compare my hands to other womens' softer less wrinkled, unscarred hands and wonder if I did the right thing. Then I watched this slideshow that my daughter sent me. I wouldn't change a thing.

Working Women

The Swimsuit Issue

I just wanted to share The Human Body Engineer's post on the swimsuit issue.

The bottom line for Sports Illustrated Magazine is more about the tan line than the finish line!

You're Beautiful!

In case you don't see it, this creative thinker does!
I can't remember where I was shopping when I glanced in the mirror and saw her work.
It made me happy. See for yourself.



You're Beautiful!

Check out Jessica Echevarria at Abstract Celebrity.

Another Awesome Beauty Product!

Gotta have this!!!!

Fotoshop by Adobe'

Thanks to Jesse Rosten, the seriously talented person that created this video :-)

So that is how it is done!

I am always in the pursuit of the newest photography techniques and gadgets.

I could sure use one of these!